Sunday, July 15, 2018

Be Careful What You Promise (Mark 6:14 - 32)




Not for the first time—or, I suspect, the last—I disagree with the lectionary’s slicing up of our scripture into bite-sized chunks. Oh, I don’t disagree with the need to slice things up . . . after all, if we read the whole thing each Sunday, we wouldn’t have time for my pithy and cogent observations. And before you say “what’s your point?” let me just say that the lectionary ends our passage with verse twenty nine, and for reasons that will hopefully become clear, I chose to read through verse thirty two.

Anyway, this is another strange interlude, kind of like last week’s, a break in the main action, which has been following Jesus around as he goes about his ministry, healing folks and casting out demons . . . last week, the break in the action involved Jesus coming home and getting no respect, and sending the disciples out, two by two, to continue his mission. And while we concentrated last week on the homecoming, and the scandal that ensued, this week’s passage is arguably more related to the sending, and its establishment of the disciples as, as Paul would put it, members of the body of Christ.

Mark is generally considered to have been the first gospel written, and it’s certainly the most direct and straightforward. But nevertheless, Mark was a master at creating meaning by juxtaposition, by which episodes he chose to place next to which others, and this is no exception: It’s not an accident that he places the story of the execution of John right after that of the commissioning of the disciples.

It’s constructed in the same way as a previous episode, the story of the dual healings of Jairus the synagogue official and the hemorrhaging woman. Remember? Jesus lands on the Jewish side of the Galilee Sea and he’s met by Jairus, who tells him his daughter’s deathly ill, and could he come to the house and heal her? And when Jesus and his followers head that way, a woman who’d been bleeding for twelve years—and thus was massively unclean—touched his cloak on the sly. And Jesus stops to heal her—aka make her clean—and they hear the official’s daughter has died, whereupon Jesus goes to Jairus’ house and heals her anyway.

And the juxtaposition of these two healings makes additional meaning, meaning that either story alone wouldn’t convey. First, it makes a statement about who Jesus’ ministry is for: it’s for both the comfortable insider—personified by the synagogue official Jairus—and the ultimate outsider, a woman (doubtless unattached) who has been considered untouchable in the same sense as the Indian caste of the same name (actually, since Gandhi, they’re not called that anymore). Second, the fact that it’s embedded within and interrupts the story of Jairus’ daughter hints at their relative importance: in Hebrew literature, the take-home lesson, the most important one, is often placed at the center of the action. And finally, there’s the connection of the woman’s twelve-year unclean-ness with the little girl being twelve years old. Do these two stories together say something about the nation of Israel which, after all, had twelve tribes?

And Mark uses a similar structure here to point to the importance of John’s beheading: the first part—the commissioning of the twelve, which we read last week, is interrupted by the tale of Herod and his execution of John the baptizer. And it’s even more obvious because of Mark’s rather clumsy narrative device: he says Herod gets wind of Jesus and thinks he’s John the Baptist resurrected and he should know, ‘cause he’s the one who had him killed in the first place. Then Johns beheading is recounted as a flashback. Mark has to work to include the story of John’s beheading.

So here’s the sequence: Jesus sends the apostles out, two-by two, Herod hears about it and we are told about John’s execution, and then the apostles return, exhausted, to tell Jesus what they’d done. And the ministry is so tiring, so stressful, that they need to go on a little retreat to rest up. Thus, the execution of John is embedded in the story of the disciples’ commissioning, it interrupts it, in fact. And it’s very placement and function as an interruption of the main narrative underscores its importance.

The scene is a party that Herod has given in his own honor—hey: somebody’s gotta do it—and all the hangers-on, hangers-out, stars and wanna-be stars, celebrities and wanna-be celebrities, yes-men, yes-women and toadies—especially the toadies—were there, lounging around in Herod’s ballroom, drinking Herod’s booze and hitting on his wife’s ladies-in-waiting. In fact, everybody who was anybody, or wanted to be anybody, was there: Roger—the dodger—Asclepius, star of stage and proscenium, was over by the window, hair pomaded to an impossible height, along with his fifth—or was it sixth?—wife, who was almost wearing a diaphanous confection that would have embarrassed Lady Godiva. On the opposite side was Bill—the shill—O’Rivera, the prime-time anchor at Hare News, the Governor’s favorite network. Bill was thinking that the party was so boring he’d have to make something up—hardly rare at his network—and was plotting over whom to slander.

Herod himself was bored: he’d long ago grown tired of his toadies’ antics, and he kept nodding off, head slipping off his hand, and starting himself awake. His guests pretended not to notice, because after all: he was the man upon whom all their fortunes lay, who had the ear of the emperor and the power of life and death over them all. He could do whatever he wanted.

The governor perked up his ears when they led his daughter Herodius in, and she was all decked out in her best toga—and was as cute s a bug’s ear to boot. Herod had a soft-spot for the little girl, and could deny her nothing, including the dance lessons the fruits of which she was about to demonstrate. And she did it so winsomely, so preciously, that the governor was completely overcome, along with all his wits and common sense, and he said: “I’ll give you whatever you want, even up to half my kingdom.”

Now, Herod fancied himself something of a scholar, which was why he’d kept John the Baptizer around so long. They’d get in these long theological discussions about all these arcane subjects which nevertheless were endlessly fascinating to Herod, and he kept putting off and putting off John’s execution for treason, for telling him what he should and shouldn’t do, because after all: he wasn’t going anywhere and he could kill him whenever he wanted, whenever he got bored with him, which would happen sooner or later, because Herod got bored a lot.

But because Herod was something of a scholar, he remembered his history, to wit: what happened the last time a ruler promised somebody up to half his kingdom. It was King Ahasuerus, who ruled one hundred twenty-seven provinces from India to Ethiopia. He went so gaga over Queen Esther that he told her “What is your request? It shall be given you, even to the half of my kingdom.” And the upshot of that was the loss of one of Ahasuerus’ favored advisors and oh yes: the incidental salvation of the Jewish people, which Ahasuerus could care less about, but there it was.

Even though he knew the story, as every Jew did, in the glow of pride at his little girl’s performance, he promised the same thing as Ahasuerus, but he thought: what the worst that could happen? After all, Esther was an adult woman; daughter Herodias only a little girl. What’s the most she could want? A complete collection of My Little Pony’s? There’s a Toys ‘R Us down on the Damascus Road. A real pony? Herod had a whole farm of them in Siluria because . . . well, don’t ask. The point was that yes, Herod had behaved rashly, maybe even foolishly, but hey: how bad could it be?

Of course, Herod wasn’t reckoning on his wife’s interference, and this is where the biblical proclivity to blame the woman for everything comes into play. So many times in the Bible a man’s foolish or evil behavior is blamed on a woman that I’m surprised that the saying isn’t “behind every woman hides a man.” Who really knows why she asked for John’s head? Was she angry with him for calling her adulterous marriage what it was? Was she in some way getting back at Herod for taking her from Philip? Because make no mistake: women were chattel, possessions, and she likely had no more say in the matter than she could’ve flown to the moon.

Maybe she was just exercising what power she could, which wasn’t much, but whatever it was, the story goes that big Herodias instructed little Herodias to ask for the head of John the Baptist. And Herod was deeply grieved, he hated to do it, just hated it, you understand, because he really liked John, he liked to listen to him, but hey: an oath was an oath, he couldn’t be seen as a weakling in front of all his guests, now could he? What would the media think? He could see the lead story on Bill O’Rivera’s newscast now: King Herod revealed as a welsher. Film at eleven. Much better to be seen as tough on crime, or on terrorism, or whatever John could be labeled by . . .

So he did it, or had an underling do it: he sent a soldier down to do the deed, and the dripping head was presented to the little girl, complements of her daddy, and Shen in turn gave it to her mom who, presumably, mounted it on her living room wall. And the disciples came and took his body, and laid it in the tomb, much like the Christ he had foretold would soon be.

And of course, that’s what this episode is: a foretelling, in literary terms, a foreshadowing, of the story of Jesus, who—like John—was executed at least in part for speaking truth to power. Every healing, every cleansing, every demonstration of the power available in this mysterious Kingdom of God through the equally mysterious Spirit of God, every miraculous deed we’ve seen so far in Mark’s gospel was a shot across the bows of the religious establishment and the Roman government. Each transgression of religious and civil law—no difference, remember—brought the authorities—both Jewish and Roman—closer to a killing rage. If they executed John just for telling Herod he’d sinned, how much more would they execute Jesus for all his in-your-face transgressions?

Well, I guess you can only be killed once, although a beheading seems like a much easier way to go than suffocating on a cross. And it goes to show you that Christianity didn’t start out being “safe,” as Peter and Thecla and Paul and Justin would discover. In point of fact, It’s why Mark very carefully—if somewhat clumsily—embedded an act of high cruelty within the story of the sending of the twelve. It serves as both a warning and a promise that the Christian faith can and will be costly even, as Paul would write, unto death on a cross.

I think if you are following Jesus, if you are doing what he did, using the same methods and tactics and theology that he did, there’s a good chance you’re going to at least get roughed up once in awhile. If the faith we practice is faithful, why isn’t it dangerous? Herod isn’t the only one who should be careful what they promise: when we promise to follow Christ, shouldn’t it mean all the way?

Of course, the same as it ever was, the flesh can be weak while the spirit is willing, and that’s why faith means, in the words of the old hymn, standing on the promises. The promise that Jesus will be with us, even unto the ends of the earth. The promise that he will send an advocate, a comforter, who will teach us with sighs too deep for words. And the promise that he will abide in and with use even as God is in and with him. And if that isn’t a promise one can stand on, I don’t know what is. Amen.

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